Meghan and Harry pose next to anti-royal Jamaican Prime Minister, who wants to ditch the monarchy and warn Williams and Kate they’ll never be King and Queen of his nation

The Sussexes have landed themselves in the right royal pickle this time! Posing chummily with the Jamaican Prime Minister, Andrew Holness, who’s about as enthusiastic about the monarchy as a mongoose in a corgi pen, is certainly a choice. Let’s unpack this juicy gossip, shall we?

Image 1: Meghan and Harry are grinning awkwardly next to Holness, who looks about as thrilled as a man forced to wear floral crocs. The tension is thicker than Jamaican black cake, and the subtext is louder than a dancehall party.

The Drama: Holness has been vocal about Jamaica ditching the Queen as head of state and becoming a republic. He even gave Wills and Kate a not-so-subtle warning that they'd never be King and Queen of Jamaica. So, for Harry and Meghan to be seen hobnobbing with him, well, let’s just say it’s raised a few eyebrows and set tongues wagging faster than Usain Bolt on a sugar high.

Theories Abound: Some reckon it’s a calculated move by the Sussexes to position themselves as the “woke” royals, aligning with republican sentiment and distancing themselves from the firm. Others whisper it’s a desperate bid for relevance, a chance to grab headlines in the midst of Charles’ prostate surgery and Kate’s hospital stay.

Meanwhile, back at the palace, the Windsors are probably clutching their pearls and muttering about “tact” and “diplomacy” while trying to figure out how to spin this latest PR nightmare. Can you imagine the corgi-filled crisis meetings?

One thing’s for sure: This Jamaican jaunt has thrown a spanner in the works of the Sussexes’ carefully crafted image. They’ve gone from woke darlings to diplomatic disasters quicker than you can say “One Love.”

So, will this be the end of their Caribbean charm offensive? Or will they manage to smooth things over with the Queen and her not-so-republican subjects? Stay tuned, folks; this royal soap opera is just getting juicy!

P.S. Sending well wishes to Charles and Kate for a speedy recovery! And maybe a side of media training for the Sussexes wouldn’t hurt either.